April 2011
259 posts
Not trying to impress you, but im from Australia.
Haven't slept in too long, i knew i shouldn't of...
Just had an epic Bullet for my valentine sesh.
A Sweet & Sour Sauce Appreciation Post:
onemorepointofview:
Let us begin.
1. When I receive Sweet & Sour sauce:
2. When I am about to eat Sweet & Sour sauce:
3. When I’m eating Sweet & Sour sauce:
4. When I realize the Sweet & Sauce is going to run out soon:
5. When I realize the person at the drive-thru window didn’t give me enough Sweet & Sour sauce:
6. When I finally run out of Sweet & Sour...
One day soon i will scream in intense detail...
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
I don't like being asked to make decisions.
Where do you want to eat?
Where do you want to go?
“I have no idea.”
What do you want to do?
“What do you want to do?”
When you accidently click on something scary.
When people say they're going to have a snack.
Them:
Me:
So i considered maybe you had a bad day?
Untill i watched you be nice to every fucking person except me.
